Saturday, September 27, 2008
Live it Up WWF Style!

LIVE IT UP WWF STYLE!

So... continuing on from earlier's phone woes.

I was digging through my drawer for my phone's warranty card and purchase receipt and to my horror, discovered that I had conveniently forgotten to mail out the warranty card when I first bought the phone. Brilliant. The receipt dated November 2007 so I thought I'd try my luck and made my way down to the store which was just across the street to see if they could help me out.

The shop, I recalled was next to the ATM but wtf? It sells bubble tea and chinese herbal tea now? I remembered seeing this bubble tea shop open a couple of weeks back but it never occured to me that it had taken over the cell phone shop.

Fark!

I made my way instead to Bishan Junction 8 where I was sure I would find a dealer shop that would put an end to my cell phone misery. Basement recce wielded negative results so up to the 2nd floor I marched and from a distance, I scouted a series of dealer shops packed in a row. Aaaah... Magnifique I thought, rubbing my paws in ecstatic glee.

I stood in front of the first shop and looked up at the signboard. NOKIA stared back rudely at me.

I looked at my phone and the LG gleamed, as though protesting innocence.

Fark!

I moved on to the next shop.

SONY ERICSSON.

FARK!

Then HTC.

F
A
R
K
!!

I have concluded... that Bishan... suxxorz....

So I went to the small Funland arcade (where all the bengs hung out in the neighbourhood) next to the bubble tea shop to comfort myself over a game of KOF XI. As usual, the KOF 2002 machines were popularly populated by bengs of all shapes and sizes and there was this beng sitting in front of my desired machine fiddling with his cell phone. I politely asked him to get his ass off the chair and then I sat down, inserted a token and started playing.

Next thing I knew, Mr Beng decides to disrupt my phone comfort therapy session by inserting a token as well and challenging me to a match. I reckon he wasn't too happy about being made to move off the chair, or maybe he just wanted to test water. Either way, it suited me fine. I had a good team setup of Malin, Maxima & Adel who complimented one another and Mr Beng picks Iori, Oswald & Shen Wu. This should be fun.

かかってこい！Bring it on baby!

His Shen Wu killed off my Malin but Maxima proved to be worthy of his beefiness by exterminating the pesky irritant Roundhouse Kick spammer of a Shen Wu. Tag teamed (sounds like wrestling) with my Adel love (he's my fav), they're unstoppable stunmeisters if you can chain one combo in. One Adel Max Super later, Iori bites the dust OoOooo... (このままでは終わらんぞ～）

Oswald manages to put up a fight but is unfortunately overlapped by a flying Maxima who tags Adel in, jumping in from the top rope. (Boom Shaka Laka!)

Mr Beng watches in shock as his stunned Oswald gets the same smackdown as Iori did. (Right in the kisser!) He could only manage a 'Chee Bye' before he stood up and walked off, his friend howling with laughter in the background.

DING! DING! DING! Here is YOUR winnah! The InterCONtinental Tag Team CHAAAAMpions... *Insert Shawn Michael's I'm a sexy boy I'm not your boy toy sound track*

I sniggered wickedly under my breath. I never knew therapy sessions were so relaxing. I should do this more often.

So I continued my therapy and played until the final stage, but got my sorry ass pooned by the last boss.

No meaning -_-