Tuesday, March 24, 2009
The 3 Golden Rules

I have been awfully busy with work of late. Not to mention being dirt poor too.

After paying off the house's option fee earlier in the month, I've been left to eat grass for the remainder of the days. Buying a home in SG is like selling your soul to the housing board.

Speaking of which, after reading Feudie's post on rules for the kids, I've decided to do a list of my 3 Golden Rules for the new place.

1. No smoking in the house. - My dad smokes in the house and although I'm a smoker myself, I do not fancy the lingering scent of stale cigarettes on the furniture and whatever toxic gas that emits from the toilet whenever he emerges from it. Smoke in the balcony dammit.

2. If the pizza in the fridge is not yours, do not eat it. (or face Shiki Wrath for the next 3 days) - I bear pizza grudges. My dad used to say, "What's so nice about pizza" everytime I order home delivery but I always come home to find the pizza gone. For that, I've developed an extremely possessive attitude towards pizza, more so if it is pepperoni.

3. No activities that involves noise before 12pm. - No vacuuming, blasting of radio, arguing, re-arrangement of pots & pans etc. Being woken up early in the morning on your rest day by squabbling parents, you think that's bad enuff. Until you find out what they were arguing about in the first place - frying rice. Goddamit.

Labels: March 2009