So we were having a birthday celebration in the office pantry today and I made a beeline for the prawn sticks at the refreshments area after the candle blowing was done. A colleague and I picked up a stick each but she changed her mind and put it back on the platter. She turned to me and said, "I can't finish it, I'll share yours."

To which I replied, "But I can. I'm not sharing." She protested with a "Are you sure you can finish that by yourself?" (It's only 4 puny shrimps man) before storming out of the pantry and QQing to her boyfriend, who also happens to be my boss.

After I had settled back down in my seat, she exclaimed aloud, "I don't understand why some ppl bother going to the gym when they eat so much. It doesn't mean that if you go to the gym, you can eat more."

She has serious issues man.

My boss is always rapping to me about teamwork and here I have someone in the team who holds a grudge against me over a prawn stick. I swear I hate working with couples who work together.